There’s nothing on my horizon except everything. Everything is on my horizon.
How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer…merciless…insatiable…
I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.
[at job interview] For your convenience I’ve broken it down into three parts: professional resume, athletic and special skills resume and Dwight Schrute trivia.
One of my life goals was to die right here in this desk chair. And today that dream was shattered.
I never let anyone walk behind me, 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.
It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I am here for Michael?
I know everything about film. I’ve seen over 240 of them.
I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.
When I was in the sixth grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word ‘failure’.
I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me...I am better at hiding than they are at vision.
It's a real shame because studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.
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Are those Jack Handy quotes? :)
Come see us in Searcy town.
Uncle Dave
Hey Michael,
It has been a while. I hope things are going well with you. I just ran into your blog today. Look forward to reading more of it. Take care,
Matt
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