Lucky Day: I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!
Ned Nederlander: You shot the invisible swordsman!
Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means?
Dusty: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?
Mexican girl: Which one do you like?
Other Mexican girl: I like the one that's not so smart.
Mexican girl: Which one is that?
Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila.
Ned Niederlander: What's tequila?
Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.
Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.
Ned Nederlander: This is not a town of weaklings! You can use your strengths against El Guapo. Now, what is it that this town really does well?
Townspeople: Hmmm. Hmmm? Ummm. [long pause]
Mama Sanchez: We can sew!
Dusty Bottoms: There you go, you can sew.
Ned Nederlander: Ah.
Dusty Bottoms: If only we had known this sooner.
Ned Nederlander: Sew, old woman, sew! Like the wind!
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A classic - love this movie! :-D
You left off a bit of the plethora quote...
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
And also part of the invisible swordsman quote...
Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
Ned Nederlander: He's dead, all right.
Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was?
Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. *We* both fired *up*.
Lucky Day: It's like living with a six-year old.
My favorite is the My Little Buttercup scene... My little buttercup, has the sweetest smile... Dear little buttercup, won't you stay a while?
Love it...always makes me laugh!
the three amigos!
Hey! It's Martha! I was in blog land and came across yours! So fun to see! I think you need a pic of your sweet wife who is expecting! I want to see her! Tell her I said hello and that Keith and I are anxiously awaiting the news that your sweet little girl is here! M
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