Friday, October 26, 2007

Demetri Martin...

Shannon, Ben, Dan, Dave, and I are headed to see this guy tonight....Laughing hard is in store...below a picture and quotes...



I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flip flops, you’re saying: ‘I Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’"

“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.”

“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’”

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